IT'S SO HOT.....

[wv hillbilly]

why dont some of you tell us how hot it is:D

[clamman]

It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat.

[hunter29180]

ITS SO HOT..I hard boiled a dz eggs just walking from the store to my truck! a total of 50 steps!! my credit cards melted, my tires blew out and the birds were falling from the sky dead! I saw DEAD people walking around begging to go back to HeLL because it was cooler there....

[howlnmad]

I'm usually a summer kinda person but when you get in the pool and it's like bath water, well........

I'm having trouble with the mid 60's at night and near 100 and humid in the day.

[ryan42]

Its hotter than satuns toenail

[vonotterskull]

.....I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog for relief. Heard that one on Carson years ago and is still my favorite.

[22WRF]

Another 100+ day. A chance of a shower, It's so dry the trees look like fall. The sycamore's have dropped almost of their leaves.

[mintaka]

At my july 4th picnic, a hamburger flipped itself onto the grill to cool off...

[Crawdaddy]

:pI caught a catfish with a tick on it!:D

[wv hillbilly]

WELL!!!!! it's so hot we had to give the chickens chipped ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs
and if you drop an egg:ohttp://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj283/jwb267/article-1131162-033A34A5000005DC-360_468x605.jpg

[sub-moa]

Squirrels here are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.

It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

Two young women were out walking in the country on a hot summer’s day when they saw a beautiful lake close to the road.
‘It’s so hot! Let’s go for a swim in that lake to cool down!’ suggested the first woman.
‘But we haven’t got any swimming things to put on,’ said the other, ‘ We can’t swim naked!’
‘Oh, don’t worry about that!’ reassured the first woman, ‘ There’s nobody here to see us.’
So they took off all their clothes and got into the lovely cool water for a swim.
After only a few minutes they noticed a farmer walking towards the lake carrying a large bucket.
‘Are you here to ask us to get out of the lake?’ the first woman asked.
‘I think he’s here to look at us!’ said the second woman.
The old farmer frowned and held up the bucket for them to see.
‘No, I’m not here to tell you to get out of the lake and I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim naked.’ he replied. ‘I’m just here to feed the alligator.:D

[wv hillbilly]

Squirrels here are pouring Gatorade on their nuts.

It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

Two young women were out walking in the country on a hot summer’s day when they saw a beautiful lake close to the road.
‘It’s so hot! Let’s go for a swim in that lake to cool down!’ suggested the first woman.
‘But we haven’t got any swimming things to put on,’ said the other, ‘ We can’t swim naked!’
‘Oh, don’t worry about that!’ reassured the first woman, ‘ There’s nobody here to see us.’
So they took off all their clothes and got into the lovely cool water for a swim.
After only a few minutes they noticed a farmer walking towards the lake carrying a large bucket.
‘Are you here to ask us to get out of the lake?’ the first woman asked.
‘I think he’s here to look at us!’ said the second woman.
The old farmer frowned and held up the bucket for them to see.
‘No, I’m not here to tell you to get out of the lake and I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim naked.’ he replied. ‘I’m just here to feed the alligator.:D

:eek::D:D

[wv hillbilly]

i just looked at the tempeture:mad:, 112:eek:. i'll post a picture later it may get hotter:(
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj283/jwb267/100_1480.jpg

[fleetwood1976]

what are talking about, In indiana I had 5 inches of snow in the back yard.

when i went to check it out i discovered the the corn from my field had popped.

[76Highboy]

i just looked at the tempeture:mad:, 112:eek:. i'll post a picture later it may get hotter:(

I was going to compete but after seeing 112 degrees in your area I will kindly bow out. Just don't try to buy any Thin Mint. It won't make it home.:(

[raven818]

2143hrs...96.
Last I heard, there's still roughly 1 million folks, living in hotter parts of the US, that are still w/o power. I can't complain.

[wv hillbilly]

it's still 80* as i type this

[76Highboy]

2143hrs...96.
Last I heard, there's still roughly 1 million folks, living in hotter parts of the US, that are still w/o power. I can't complain.

Ya, I can't complain either. It's 92 here but we have power thank God. Those people need our prayers.

[redmond]

It's...

Nope, just can't do it. Too many folks really suffering East of here. Not going to whine about the cold, wet June - July in the Northwest. Nice today, though.

[gun-nut]

well at 9:00am i had to stop work on my rewiring of the house! The sad thing is i started at 5:00am to do the work. I thought i would have till at least noon:eek:

[76Highboy]

well at 9:00am i had to stop work on my rewiring of the house! The sad thing is i started at 5:00am to do the work. I thought i would have till at least noon:eek:

That is rough. I am not an electrician but I used to help an electrician run wires. Whew, that was hot in August so we would work at night.

[gun-nut]

Well i should do that but after supper i had .......well lets just say a good hard stiff drink that hillbillys like to make!:) Cant say it out loud Big brother might be looking. Speeking of BIG BROTHER he passed by today here in the state of Ohio not more than 15 miles from where i live. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[raven818]

Ohio went nuts for him the last time.

[gun-nut]

I am one nut that did not go nuts!:AR15firing:

[armoredman]

Not bad right now. It's been up around 112-115 here and there, and as long as you stay out of the direct sun, not too bad. I was out at the range last week, 115, but with plenty of water it was fine. I did need to go get gloves to bring in the steel target and target stand - too hot to hold.
Independence Day was uncommonly cold, only 92 with the high humidity from those thunder storms, wore a jacket outside that night. No, no joke.

[mjp28]

Friday it's supposed to be near the record high 98 here in NE OHIO.

Approaching or maybe over the record hot year of 1988...the year we got our central AC unit that we still have.

<knock on wood>

And no I don't care to even think of you guys and your 110+ degree days, too hot for this snowbird!! :eek:

[fleetwood1976]

this happened just south of our place. we have the same mailbox, but ours is under a shade tree, so maybe it will be OK.

[wv hillbilly]

90* now and we have the service teck working on our air conditioner:(
maybe a long hot weekend

[Fast Forward]

90-100 here in Minnesota,,my ACs been down,,replaced it now I,m waiting for the electrician to do the wiring

[wv hillbilly]

all time high for us here as of 1330 hrs. it was 120 in the sun

[ShooterBoy33]

I dont know bro. The hotter it is, the fewer clothes chicks wear.

Love me hot summer clothes on hot girls dude.

[76Highboy]

90-100 here in Minnesota,,my ACs been down,,replaced it now I,m waiting for the electrician to do the wiring

Whew, that is tough. I hope he gets it done quickly.

[hogger129]

103 here in Wisconsin... A/C has been on all week.

[Kevin Rohrer]

It's so hot, my Glock melted in its holster and I can't get it out! I now know why I prefer 1911s over these licorice guns.

[Rocketman1]

It's so hot that when I got home from work today, I could not get the keys out of the ignition. They were melted to the lock.

[mjp28]

Our "official" high at the airport 30 miles from anywhere was 95.

Our deck thermometers in the shade were 100-101 in beautiful NE OHIO.

Hotter Sat. then a break!

[stumpjumper]

so hot...my fireproof gun safe self ignited

[BlackEagle]

Sorry folks, 55 here in my neck of the UK. We've had reasonably heavy fog the last few days, it's cleared up today. We've also had some light rain over the last week.

[gvw3]

This was in my wifes car today. :eek:

65498

[gun-nut]

11:10 pm here in NW ohio and its still 90 out!:eek:

[Rocketman1]

The temp hit 101F here in Ohio today, with a heat index of 110F.
Tomarrow the high temperature is to be 104F, and if its that hot, I don't think the heat index will make much of a difference.

If this keeps up I'm going to have to shell out the dough to get the A/C fixed in my truck.

I'm glad we did not lose power in the storm last Friday like so many did. There is still 40 to 50 thousand without power.

[mjp28]

Sorry folks, 55 here in my neck of the UK. We've had reasonably heavy fog the last few days, it's cleared up today. We've also had some light rain over the last week.

I think we call that October in NE OHIO. ;)

[Iron Eagle]

These temps make me grateful that I am not going to hell. That is what it feels like outside.

[geds]

It is so hot here that the thunderstorm we just had gave us 1.5 in. of steam....

[raven818]

Got a call from my mother-in-law a few minutes ago. They have an outside thermometer. She said it's 110. Indiana.

[bobski]

so hot grass/hay has no nutrients in it and cows are getting sick and dieing here.

if plastic mail boxes are melting, wait until you guys a that buy cheap guns go shooting and trigger parts melt.

[papadude]

http://i49.servimg.com/u/f49/16/79/59/80/42544513.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=368&u=16795980)

[gun-nut]

Well its 3:30am and 70 outside so i shut the 2 a/c's off and i think they said THANK GOD for a brake!

[22to12gauge]

it's hotter than two cats f**king in a wool sock

[CJ_56]

It was 107 in the shade day before yesterday here in SE Ohio. I haven't seen temps like that in about 30 years. I've seen it worse though. I lived in St. Louis in 1980 I think it was when it got over 100 for 15 out of 17 days in a row with the highest being 108. The thing is it never got below 95 at night. That really made us cook. People were dropping like flies all around that place. I had to go stay at my sister in laws place for about 4 days because my generator wouldn't run my AC. I managed to stay one day when it was 102 but I couldn't take it after that. Now the freaking grocery store can't even keep their frozen food frozen because their freezer won't produce enough cold air in this weather. I bought some ice cream that was like soft serve when I got it home.

It's hotter than a $2 pistol shot through the sun. But I think today will be the last high 90's day. Next Monday (a week from tomorrow) the high is supposed to be 76. I can't wait. I hate the heat ever since those St. Louis days. It ruined me from this stuff because I was out in it too much working.

[hogger129]

It's a little cooler today, supposed to be in the 80's. But we still haven't gotten any rain for a long time. From what I understand we're supposed to have 4" by now, and we've barely gotten any. Ground is dry and cracked, grass is brown. They say it's a moderate drought, but to me it feels like a severe drought.