Bada Bing!

[wizard78]

This guy had been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he'd ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walked over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

[ibtrukn]

Oh Yeh dis Fla boy musta B frum Bergen county NJ He B zactly rite on UH HUH/ an i do happen to no her:cool:



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[inplanotx]

Sounds like you be attackin that hydraulic clutch fluid again, IB! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[henry0reilly]

How do you camoflage an elephant?

Paint his toenails red and put him in a cherry tree.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

It works, don't it?

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An elephant