Pistolenschutze
02-21-2006, 12:30 AM
A man was in a long line at Target.
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have
some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold
of him and called over the intercom,
"One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the
register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register
for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought
what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any
type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this
was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed
some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then
picked up the intercom and said...
"Cleanup, Register 5"
As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have
some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold
of him and called over the intercom,
"One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the
register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register
for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants.
He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,
"One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought
what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any
type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this
was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed
some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then
picked up the intercom and said...
"Cleanup, Register 5"