Mesen
03-15-2006, 07:03 PM
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo
with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug
of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where,
then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position in
United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess
for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
see ya
Bree
with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug
of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where,
then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position in
United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess
for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
see ya
Bree