inplanotx
03-20-2006, 08:59 AM
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a colt .45 automatic, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send
to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Dos he definitely
want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's answer:
BANG!
Texas Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...... (Reload), BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Ranger Black Talons?
Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
The answer can be found by posing the following question.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a colt .45 automatic, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send
to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Dos he definitely
want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's answer:
BANG!
Texas Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...... (Reload), BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Ranger Black Talons?
Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"