Gunfyter
03-27-2006, 08:14 AM
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop & asks, "How long before I Can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop & says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door & asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers & says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop & asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop & says, "About an hour & half.
"The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop & says,
"Hey,Bill, do me a favor, will 'ya?Follow that guy & see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he
doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes & says, "Your house."
:D :D :D :D
The barber looks around the shop & says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door & asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers & says, "About 3 hours."
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop & asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop & says, "About an hour & half.
"The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop & says,
"Hey,Bill, do me a favor, will 'ya?Follow that guy & see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he
doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes & says, "Your house."
:D :D :D :D