Bruce FLinch
04-13-2006, 11:12 PM
>First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first
>anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
>table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>
>The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is
>necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
>
>The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
>body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
>in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
>
>"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
>freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
>finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
>
>When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The
>second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
>and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
>anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
>table with the body covered with a white sheet.
>
>The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is
>necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
>
>The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
>body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
>in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
>
>"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
>freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
>finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
>
>When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The
>second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
>and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."