artabr
05-17-2008, 10:27 PM
I stole this from a Blog on Townhall.com
It is a comment made by a poster named Retired Geek in Va.
Retired Geek, please run for public office.
Subject: Low on Oil
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
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Alaska
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California
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Costal Florida
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Louisiana
~~~~
Kansas
~~~~
Oklahoma
~~~~
Pennsylvania
~~~~
and Texas
Our DIPSTICKS
are all located in
Washington, D.C.
Thank you, Retired Geek :)
Art
It is a comment made by a poster named Retired Geek in Va.
Retired Geek, please run for public office.
Subject: Low on Oil
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
~~~~
Alaska
~~~~
California
~~~~
Costal Florida
~~~~
Louisiana
~~~~
Kansas
~~~~
Oklahoma
~~~~
Pennsylvania
~~~~
and Texas
Our DIPSTICKS
are all located in
Washington, D.C.
Thank you, Retired Geek :)
Art