Pistolenschutze
09-13-2008, 10:44 PM
. . . it just doesn't pay to get out of bed in the morning. :eek: Day before yesterday the wife and I got up to a soaking wet carpet in the bedroom next to the garage wall. Investigation disclosed that the hot water heater had burbled its last burble, but not before depositing its entire aqueous contents all over the garage and soaking through the wall into the boudoir. We went 24 hours without hot water (no showers!!!!!!) until the plumber could get out to replace it . . . and the carpet is still not dry! OK, I know, that's life, and appliances do wear out, but why the heck does that sort of thing always happen at the most inopportune time, as in when the old bank account needs a major transfusion? It's a liberal conspiracy I say!!! If I were a Democrat I could at least blame it on President Bush, but since I'm a Republican I think it must be Obama's fault, probably with the collusion of Hillary. ;):D
OK, we got the bloody hot water heater replaced. End of story, right? Not by a long shot! This morning we got up to discover that my wife's computer had bitten the dust sometime during the night, buzzed its last buzz, spun its last hard drive, burned its last CD. It couldn't be a simple hard drive crash. Oh no, that would be much too easy and inexpensive! Instead it had to be a fried motherboard. I may take it out to the range tomorrow and see how it likes a fusillade of .45 automatic fire right in the old CPU! Fair is fair, right? It would have to be judged justifiable computercide, by any court in the land, right Marlin? :rolleyes:
So, it's buy a new computer time. Those bloody things are not cheap! And guess who got to spend the rest of the day setting it up and tweaking it so the wife is happy? "But honey, you know much more about computers than I do," which is undoubtedly true, since she can barely find the bloody ON-OFF discriminator switch on one. :D Oh well, maybe tomorrow will be better, or at least less expensive! One may hope. :rolleyes:
OK, we got the bloody hot water heater replaced. End of story, right? Not by a long shot! This morning we got up to discover that my wife's computer had bitten the dust sometime during the night, buzzed its last buzz, spun its last hard drive, burned its last CD. It couldn't be a simple hard drive crash. Oh no, that would be much too easy and inexpensive! Instead it had to be a fried motherboard. I may take it out to the range tomorrow and see how it likes a fusillade of .45 automatic fire right in the old CPU! Fair is fair, right? It would have to be judged justifiable computercide, by any court in the land, right Marlin? :rolleyes:
So, it's buy a new computer time. Those bloody things are not cheap! And guess who got to spend the rest of the day setting it up and tweaking it so the wife is happy? "But honey, you know much more about computers than I do," which is undoubtedly true, since she can barely find the bloody ON-OFF discriminator switch on one. :D Oh well, maybe tomorrow will be better, or at least less expensive! One may hope. :rolleyes: