Crpdeth
09-15-2008, 06:38 PM
A farmer has a sow (female pig for you city boys) that he wants to get pregnant. He knows his neighbor at the farm down the road has a hog so he calls him up and asks if he can bring his sow down to his farm so she can mate with his hog and hopefully get pregnant. His friend tells him he is happy to oblige so the farmer throws his sow in the truck and takes her down to the other farm. They put the hog and sow in the pen together and they go at it for about 20 minutes. He then asks his friend how will he know if she's pregnant. His friend tells him, "when you wake up tomorrow morning look out the window. If she's laying on her house in the sun then she's pregnant, but if she's rolling in the mud like usual then she's not pregnant."
The next morning he looks out the window and she is rolling in the mud. "Dang," he says and throws her in the truck and takes her down the road to the other farm. He then puts her in the pen again and they go at it for about 30 minutes. The next morning he looks out the window and she is rolling in the mud. "Dang," he says again and throws her back in the truck and takes her down to his friend's farm. This time they go at it for a good 45 minutes just squealing the whole time. He then takes her home.
The next morning he wakes up and can't bare to look out the window so he calls to his wife. "Hey honey, do me a favor. Look out the window and tell me, what is that sow doing. Is she rolling in the mud or laying on her house in the sun. A few seconds later his wife yells back, "she's not doing either. She's sitting in the truck honking the horn."
Crpdeth
The next morning he looks out the window and she is rolling in the mud. "Dang," he says and throws her in the truck and takes her down the road to the other farm. He then puts her in the pen again and they go at it for about 30 minutes. The next morning he looks out the window and she is rolling in the mud. "Dang," he says again and throws her back in the truck and takes her down to his friend's farm. This time they go at it for a good 45 minutes just squealing the whole time. He then takes her home.
The next morning he wakes up and can't bare to look out the window so he calls to his wife. "Hey honey, do me a favor. Look out the window and tell me, what is that sow doing. Is she rolling in the mud or laying on her house in the sun. A few seconds later his wife yells back, "she's not doing either. She's sitting in the truck honking the horn."
Crpdeth