ibtrukn
05-10-2003, 06:53 AM
What Sex Are They?.....
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,
but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of
course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be
lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,
but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of
course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be
lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.