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AL MOUNT
11-23-2009, 10:35 AM
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip

that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iBOOB will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size... :eek:

This is considered to be a major breakthrough

because women have always complained about

men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. :D
red14
11-23-2009, 10:45 AM
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The iBOOB will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size... :eek:
This is considered to be a major breakthrough
because women have always complained about
men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. :D

I've been wanting a new Stereo. :cool: Does it come in SURROUND SOUND???:D:D:D
AL MOUNT
11-23-2009, 10:49 AM
Does it come in SURROUND SOUND???:D:D:D

Depends on where ya place yer head......:rolleyes:..... dummy... :p
red14
11-23-2009, 10:53 AM
Depends on where ya place yer head......:rolleyes:..... dummy... :p

I was thinkin' about more than one system!:rolleyes:
AL MOUNT
11-23-2009, 10:56 AM
I was thinkin' about more than one system!:rolleyes:

Ya only got 2 ears.....:confused:


Unlessen that is, ya got a girl friend er two...:eek:
red14
11-23-2009, 11:02 AM
Ya only got 2 ears.....:confused:


Unlessen that is, ya got a girl friend er two...:eek:


I'm just thinkin' possibilities. Good rock music has to be felt. You feel the beat. Flow with the music. :D:cool:
Carne Frio
11-23-2009, 11:39 AM
http://www.fmft.net/iGlock%20Apple%20Mac.jpg

I like all the new "i" products.
bcj1755
11-23-2009, 12:16 PM
http://www.fmft.net/iGlock%20Apple%20Mac.jpg

I like all the new "i" products.

I'll wait until the iWalther comes out:D:D

Or for the really loud booming system, the iMauser:D:D
Claude Clay
11-23-2009, 12:28 PM
bonus points for lip-syncing?:cool:
red14
11-23-2009, 12:32 PM
bonus points for lip-syncing?:cool:

Braille?:cool::rolleyes:
Nighthawk
11-23-2009, 07:23 PM
:D:D
Mr. Nameless
11-23-2009, 08:17 PM
If only guys, if only.

(and by that I mean "If only I could get the wife to do that"):D:D
red14
11-23-2009, 09:31 PM
If only guys, if only.

(and by that I mean "If only I could get the wife to do that"):D:D

girl friend?:rolleyes:
308 at my gate
11-23-2009, 09:49 PM
I was thinkin' about more than one system!:rolleyes:

I remember something from the 70's called quadraphonic.
red14
11-23-2009, 09:52 PM
I remember something from the 70's called quadraphonic.

First time I heard 'Apostrophe', by Frank Zappa, was on a quadraphonic system. :cool: WOW!!!:eek: