State of the Union Speech

[Terry_P]

How many times will Pelosi jump from her chair to applaud?

[navis128]

Even when it's totally inappropriate

[pinecone70]

OMG, I don't think I'll be able to watch....

[mrkirker]

I WON'T be watching, there's not enough beer in the 'fridge to numb me enough to sit through one of Old 'Babma's speaches.

[bcj1755]

We must all watch the newest sermon from The Great Hussein, King-Emperor Barack I, His Great Awesomeness and All-Knowing Teleprompter while we pray to him.

The Hussein is good
The Hussein is great
The Hussein is all-knowing
The Hussein is all-powerful
The Hussein is the lord of all he surveys
The Hussein is master of the known universe
All hail The Hussein
All glory to The Hussein

o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma
o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma
o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma

Not only am I wondering how many times Blinky jumps up and claps like a circus seal, I'm also wondering how many times Barry mentions himself and blames Bush:rolleyes:

[mrkirker]

We must all watch the newest sermon from The Great Hussein, King-Emperor Barack I, His Great Awesomeness and All-Knowing Teleprompter while we pray to him.

The Hussein is good
The Hussein is great
The Hussein is all-knowing
The Hussein is all-powerful
The Hussein is the lord of all he surveys
The Hussein is master of the known universe
All hail The Hussein
All glory to The Hussein

o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma
o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma
o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma

Not only am I wondering how many times Blinky jumps up and claps like a circus seal, I'm also wondering how many times Barry mentions himself and blames Bush:rolleyes:

Nah, I'm gonna drag out my copy of Birth of a Nation.

[petesusn]

Probably more of the same rhetoric we heard during the elections. Empty words then, empty words now.

[pinecone70]

We must all watch the newest sermon from The Great Hussein, King-Emperor Barack I, His Great Awesomeness and All-Knowing Teleprompter while we pray to him.

The Hussein is good
The Hussein is great
The Hussein is all-knowing
The Hussein is all-powerful
The Hussein is the lord of all he surveys
The Hussein is master of the known universe
All hail The Hussein
All glory to The Hussein

o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma
o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma
o-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ma

Not only am I wondering how many times Blinky jumps up and claps like a circus seal, I'm also wondering how many times Barry mentions himself and blames Bush:rolleyes:

This really creeps me out, like something from Twilight Zone. :eek:

[bcj1755]

Nah, I'm gonna drag out my copy of Birth of a Nation.

Sounds like a good idea.

[bcj1755]

This really creeps me out, like something from Twilight Zone. :eek:

:D:D:D

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week:D:D:D

Aw come on, I liken Blinky Pelosi to a clapping circus seal, and no one notices:(:(:(:p:D

[pinecone70]

:D:D:D

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week:D:D:D

Aw come on, I liken Blinky Pelosi to a clapping circus seal, and no one notices:(:(:(:p:D

...That's the part I was referring to.....:D

[red14]

I say 10-15. Slowed down with a urinary tract infection. She kinda looks like Mr Limpet.

[navis128]

The thing that strikes me the most is that you can see in his eyes that he's trying so hard to convince you of the lies he's spewing...look at him...he's getting desperate. I think from his comment about being a one-term pres. he's acknowledged the fact that America is a Christian Nation no matter how much he hates that fact.

I wonder if they really know how much "We the People" are pissed off and they are just hiding behind the fact that "they're out of touch".

Tar, feathers and a rail...worked very well in the past...

[mrkirker]

I say 10-15. Slowed down with a urinary tract infection. She kinda looks like Mr Limpet.

THAT's IT!!
For ages I've been trying to figure out what critter she most reminds me of. I'd not call her a seal, 'cause that would be an insult to zillions of fellow carbon-based life-forms.

But, MRS. LIMPET!!!!!

"YAZ!"

[red14]

THAT's IT!!
For ages I've been trying to figure out what critter she most reminds me of. I'd not call her a seal, 'cause that would be an insult to zillions of fellow carbon-based life-forms.

But, MRS. LIMPET!!!!!

"YAZ!"

Her and Don Knotts, more specifically Barney Fife!

My favorite scene of him is the one where his hair is all mussed up and has 7 RED lip prints on his face. Looked like he was on Morphine. Barney and Nancy, together forever.

[mrkirker]

Probably more of the same rhetoric we heard during the elections. Empty words then, empty words now.

The words of ANY politian are written on the wind!

[navis128]

Her and Don Knotts, more specifically Barney Fife!

My favorite scene of him is the one where his hair is all mussed up and has 7 RED lip prints on his face. Looked like he was on Morphine. Barney and Nancy, together forever.

Don't insult Don Knotts, or Barney Fife...they have more class

[red14]

Don't insult Don Knotts, or Barney Fife...they have more class

Just going by looks. Their relationship is purely physical. Hot sex!

[navis128]

Oh...way TMI

[artabr]

Another question. How many times will "the one" refer to himself?

100+ ?

200+ ?

300+ ?



Art

[navis128]

Yeah...'cause it ain't gonna be in the single or double digits...that's for sure!

[bcj1755]

I say 10-15. Slowed down with a urinary tract infection. She kinda looks like Mr Limpet.

Looks like she needs to lay off the tasty Barry-flavored Kenyan Kool-Aid.

[red14]

Looks like she needs to lay off the tasty Barry-flavored Kenyan Kool-Aid.

The Ole BFKKA. I think she just needs a ma-an! You'd be snippy if you hadn't had sex in 30 years too!

[pinecone70]

Oh eeeew

[red14]

Oh eeeew

That's what she's sayin' most of the time to scrunch up her face.:D:D:D:eek:

[Hardballer]

I say 10-15. Slowed down with a urinary tract infection. She kinda looks like Mr Limpet.

Hey. . . that was a great movie.

[Hardballer]

Just going by looks. Their relationship is purely physical. Hot sex!

Thanks a lot Red, Now I have that image in my head an no amount of beer or vodka will erase it. Dang. Gaaaaarsh!

[Hardballer]

That's what she's sayin' most of the time to scrunch up her face.:D:D:D:eek:

Red, you are a sick man. In a sick kinda way. That just ain't right. . .


Oh eeeew

Yup!

[navis128]

Maybe you should try whiskey instead!

[red14]

What kind do you suggest???

[navis128]

Somethin' smooth...aged...full bodied...

[red14]

Somethin' smooth...aged...full bodied...

You talkin' bout' wimmims or whiskey? ;):rolleyes::D

[navis128]

Ah neither...men

[red14]

Somethin' smooth...aged...full bodied...

You talkin' bout' wimmims or whiskey? ;):rolleyes::D

Ah neither...men

HA ha ha. Well, I'm too smooth, too old, and way too full-bodied!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[45nut]

Uhmmm............don't you mean

Jack-ass in the box??? :eek: :D :D :D

[navis128]

Well...I'm not dead yet...y'all can do what you want...

[45nut]

You talkin' bout' wimmims or whiskey? ;):rolleyes::D

Both. Maker's Mark or Booker's Bourbon could get me through this *&%# head's speech, but I think I'm going to watch Red Dawn instead.

P.S. Blinky Pelochit isn't going to have any more sex until she replaces Bob.

[navis128]

May I suggest "A Long Kiss Goodnight"? Gina's funny too.

[REISINGMOD50]

Odimbo will have his usual skein of lies, distortions, self congratulation and blame shifting. His incontinent need for attention will make this like all his other speeches: hollow, pandering to the non productive and uninformed and above all, self serving.

[red14]

Odimbo will have his usual skein of lies, distortions, self congratulation and blame shifting. His incontinent need for attention will make this like all his other speeches: hollow, pandering to the non productive and uninformed and above all, self serving.

He speaks so well about you.:rolleyes:

[Terry_P]

He will say OK I get the message. Tell everyone he is putting in a discretionary spending freeze which when you examine the details you will see is anything but that. Whatever ever he says I won't hear it as there must be reruns of NCIS on somewhere. The last thing I want to do is watch him stand there and read his lies with a backdrop of Pelosi and Biden looking like they understand.

Lord please make the teleprompters fail. I ah, I ah um er, I...

[hogger129]

Have any of them ever told the truth about the State of the Union? If I were President - I'd just come out and say it's in the $h!++er and I was doing whatever I could to fix it.

[bcj1755]

The Ole BFKKA. I think she just needs a ma-an! You'd be snippy if you hadn't had sex in 30 years too!

Are you volunteering to help her end her dry spell? :eek::eek:Come on man, take one for the team!!:D:D:p

Hey. . . that was a great movie.

I remember watching it with my mother when I was a kid.

He will say OK I get the message. Tell everyone he is putting in a discretionary spending freeze which when you examine the details you will see is anything but that. Whatever ever he says I won't hear it as there must be reruns of NCIS on somewhere. The last thing I want to do is watch him stand there and read his lies with a backdrop of Pelosi and Biden looking like they understand.

Lord please make the teleprompters fail. I ah, I ah um er, I...

Beck talked about the proposed three year spending freeze that is supposed to somehow magically save money over ten years:confused:

Hmmm...50 minutes of listening to Barry read the teleprompter versus 50 minutes of hearing him sputter with the "um" and the "uh" and the "er" and the "well"? Hmm, I think I'll take 50 minutes of staring at the walls or watching my toe nails grow.

[bcj1755]

Both. Maker's Mark or Booker's Bourbon could get me through this *&%# head's speech, but I think I'm going to watch Red Dawn instead.

P.S. Blinky Pelochit isn't going to have any more sex until she replaces Bob.

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D

[Bobitis]

I can't watch any of them.
Farrrr too many interuptions.

Sit down, Shut up, Let the man speak.

Until then, I'll read about it later.

[Zane71464]

Well between Obozo and Joe (walter the pupett) and Blinky Pelosi (the pep-orally leader) I think they all

Sorry guys, I should have read the start of thread a bit closer befor posting. My bad!

[TheGunClinger]

Did anyone notice that Biden looked like he was one of those bobble heads?

[Zane71464]

He did, he did! That guys like a puppet and like he just sits and waits for someone to pull his strings, with the exception of when he can get in front of a microphone, then look out!

[Terry_P]

According to Fox this morning the answer is 12.

[mrkirker]

So, 'Blinky' popped up twelve times? I understimated her devotion to The One.

[red14]

I was right, I knew it!

[navis128]

I noticed he was trying to dance a bit though.

It's like..."I'm gonna open up off shore drilling, no matter what Pelosi says, I'll do it for you. I finally noticed that China is drilling really close and We need to help the people (that deal I made China probably won't come to light)

It's also great cause I can tax the crap out of it when we re-introduce cap & trade. Oh if you want to play...I'll exempt ya from some stuff, but first I'll have to ask my buddy Soros."

PAALLLEEESSSEEE...

[hogger129]

Let's just hope he keeps his promises this time around.

[Terry_P]

Lets hope Congress gets spooked and doesn't pass his spending baloney. The National Debt is way too high already and won't be paid off for generations if at all. I think it's more likely we go bankrupt than eliminate our debt. Right now we are at 59% of GDP.

[Carne Frio]

No way I would watch that liar and propagandist.
Judge Alito had the right take, " not true ".

[TheGunClinger]

Let's just hope he keeps his promises this time around.
That will be the day.

[red14]

It'll be the first day.

[graehaven]

What you saw the other night, was the unmasking of the marxist dictator he truly is at the core. He will get his crap done, unless congress shuts him down. And I don't see that happening.

[bcj1755]

What you saw the other night, was the unmasking of the marxist dictator he truly is at the core. He will get his crap done, unless congress shuts him down. And I don't see that happening.

Bingo! Looks like Beck was right. He said that after Brown was elected, the politicians in the Democrat Party will pull back towards the center, and some of them are. If Obama is a politician, then he'll do like Clinton in 94 and pull back toward the center. Beck said that if Obama was really a progressive/liberal radical, then he would do like Saul Alinsky said to do and "Step on the accelerator." Looks to me like the 'Bama Bunch is jamming the gas pedal straight to the floor. The radicals in the Democrat Party are now attacking the non-radical Democrats.

I still want to know why the left is pushing so hard NOW. If they'd waited about 10 years or so, there wouldn't be enough real conservatives left to oppose them. By that time, the vast majority of Americans would be totally brainwashed by the liberal-controlled "school" system and the "fair and impartial" media. But why choose now, when they had to have known that they'd still get opposition? It makes me wonder what they know that we don't.

[bluesea112]

I was going to stay out of this gun fight, but I heard a rumor that somebody insulted Barney Fife.

[Terry_P]

It isn't in Obama's DNA to let up with his socialist agenda. Here's to a one term wonder ala Jimmy "I lusted in my heart" Carter.