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TALLY-WHACKER SURGERY REQUIRED...WHY JOSE?????

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PHOENIX (KSAZ) - A valley man who was shot in the groin with an AK-47 opens up about the struggles he's had in his recovery.

Jose doesn't want us to use his full name or show his face -- he says he's suffered enough humiliation.

He lost a portion of his genitals in a shooting accident and the bullet from the AK-47 is still lodged in his hip.

"I just stopped talking to everybody. I can't tell nobody what happened to me. It's embarrassing," he said.

The incident happened two years ago at his friend's home. The Glendale police report says Jose shot himself, but Jose claims he told officers that to protect his friend.

"He pulled the gun out and started playing with it around the room... I just remember the gunshot going off," said Jose. "I just remember waking up in the hospital.. that they couldn't do nothing for me.. that they were sorry."

After multiple surgeries, Jose says more than anything, he wants reconstructive surgery, but his mother says their state-funded insurance won't cover it.

"They won't pay surgery because it's cosmetic," she said.

Jose's mother started an online campaign to raise money for the surgery. She says he's lucky to be alive and the surgery will give her son his life back.

"Give him hopes and his dreams back and live as a young man because right now, he doesn't feel like he is a man."

An account has been set up to help Jose get to his goal: www.gofundme.com/vg9gsg
 
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Is Jose legal? If not, he needs to get a state funded one-trip to Juarez. Oh, & send his mother with him. The problem with many of our immigrants, legal & illegal is that they need their talley-whacker to feel like a man & think like a man. In their society, it's the little brain that controls their thinking as well as their usefulness.
 
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I knew of a man who caught a load of buckshot in the crotch. He went to his doctor and the doctor wrote a name on a piece of paper and gave it to him. He asked if it was a specialist doctor? His doctor said no, it's the name of a local flute player. "He can teach you how to hold that thing so you don't pee all over yourself".
 
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Sakes Alive, jstgsn, I splashed a mouthful of coffee all over my keyboard!!!! Good thing I had let it cool...Did any of you think about Lauren Bobbitt as you read about this fellows 'short-comings'? I hear that surgeon turned the edges in, sewed them, and made a sweet-talking gal out of him!!!! Chief
 
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I know a guy who was.......how can I put this? He was intimately involved with a lady in a manor, similar to that of a canine which as you know is a two step procedure. When engaging in step two (retraction) the travel of the stroke went beyond that which he had planned creating a gap, and upon returning to "step one" in the process he ran against the frame of his target, snapping his device which was left with a 90 degree bend. Ouch! There is a name for what happened, which I cannot remember, but it took a good 6 months of following the doctor's strict instructions before he was cleared again for activ duty.
 
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In reply to the comments above: I heard Ms Bobbitt died in a traffic accident. "Some dick cut her off." And as far as the fellow with the 90 degree bend, my son told me a military description of that; BRAVO DELTA i.e. BROKE DICK, and when you have it "you can't beat it".
 
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