BBBBAAAAAAHHHHHH!! yo dude u got any wool??
 

ibtrukn
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A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for
wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the
sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial
insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea
what this means but not wanting to display his
ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when
the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they
will stop standing around and will lie down and
wallow in the grass.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He
comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination
means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads
the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back,
and goes to bed.

The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the
sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around,
he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads
them in the truck again. He drives them out to the
woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure,
brings them back, and goes to bed.

The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just
standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and
proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the
woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and
upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from
the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look
out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of
them is honking the horn."





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(2/13/02 12:22:28 pm)
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Sheepish HUSSEYS!
Tha least they could do is walk to
the house and knock on tha bedroom door...
OR, at least offer to buy tha gas.

Charlie D
Awake with a spring
in your step --- spring in
your heart --- a twinkle in
your eyes ---
knowing what you have is
their best!

warpig883
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BBBBBBBBBBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BBBBBBBBaaaaaaaaaaa Blaaaaaaaaaackgun


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BlackGun
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DID SOMEONE SAY SHEEP



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