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AL MOUNT

07-12-2012 10:25 AM

On the Lighter side

On my web site I've come up with a new product line
I call "Nasty Notes".
Peel em off and stick on a morons window or where ever.
I would appreciate some suggestions for more zingy quotes.
Thanks,
Al

Click here to see my Nasty Notes

hunter29180

07-12-2012 02:58 PM

Re: On the Lighter side

you are rude and taking good air I and other normal people need to live with!

go ahead and run!! my Pit Bull needs the exercise!

steve666

07-13-2012 07:14 AM

Re: On the Lighter side

You are an example of why there should be retroactive birth control.
Hang up and drive.
I'd Agree With You But Then We Would Both Be Wrong.
I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right.
I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It for You!
You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions.
I Refuse To Engage in a Battle of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
Unless Your Name is Google Stop Acting Like You Know Everything.
A Few Clowns Short of a Circus Now Aren't We.
I See You're Playing Stupid Again... looks like you're winning too.
Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It.
I Don't Know What Makes You Dumb But It Really Works.
If I Wanted To Hear An Asshole I Would Have Farted.
I'm Not A Proctologist, But I Do Think You're An Asshole.
Practice Safe Sex... Go Screw Yourself!

MSGT-R

07-13-2012 08:19 AM

Re: On the Lighter side

* What color was that red light you blew through?
* Stop means Stop, even if a cop isn't there.
* A village is missing their idiot; answer your phone.
* Visualize using your turn signal.
* The next time you park next to me, leave me a can opener!
* Some people are alive today, only because it's illegal to kill them.
* Look twice for motorcyles, we are people too!
* Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
* Stupid hurts.

AL MOUNT

07-17-2012 07:57 AM

Re: On the Lighter side

Thanks guys.... keep em coming :D

MSGT-R

07-17-2012 10:04 AM

Re: On the Lighter side

I had a Spencer's refridgerator magnet that I had made into a window die-cut decal:

Warning:
I can kick your butt without
ever smearing my eyeliner!

People used to slow down to get a look at the driver.
My husband made me remove it (because he drives my truck too).

hunter29180

07-17-2012 10:26 AM

Re: On the Lighter side

I am fat..you are just UGLY
I can lose the weight
What are you going to do?

When in doubt
dont ask the person next to you
hes just as dumb as you are...

I heard you scored -20 on a intellenge test...

just because YOU were born yesterday
dosent mean I was....

you finally figured it out!
I have been IGNOREING YOU!!

berto64

07-17-2012 05:19 PM

Re: On the Lighter side

I didn't find how to order them. Some on there I have to have!

skullfr

07-17-2012 05:26 PM

Re: On the Lighter side

great stuff

Buckshot

07-18-2012 03:05 AM

Re: On the Lighter side

If you were as tall as you are stupid, you'd have to sleep in a bowling alley.

carver

07-18-2012 07:44 AM

Re: On the Lighter side

Your mind is as usless as tits on a boar hog!

clamman

07-18-2012 12:46 PM

Re: On the Lighter side

How about "I see you like to park in handicapped spots, allow me to break your leg so you qualify"

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