Golf Joke
 

The priest was visiting the sick & injured in the hospital one Sunday evening. He prayed with all that need inspiration. Near the end of his visit, he peered into the next to last room & a male patient was in a full body cast. Both arms & both legs were also in traction. "Good Lord doctor," the priest said," what horrible tragedy has befallen this young man?" The doctor replied,"Father you are now looking at the only surviving human on the face of the earth that took a full swing at a golf ball in a tiled bathroom. WO Cobb