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Diamondback 10-09-2012 12:15 PM

Church Feuds
 
Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside.

One week our preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The director then led the choir in singing, 'I Shall Not Be Moved.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on giving and how we should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The choir director then led the song, 'Jesus Paid It All.'

The next Sunday, the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should watch our tongues. The hymn was 'I Love To Tell The Story.'

The preacher became disgusted over the situation, and the next Sunday he told the congregation he was considering resigning. The choir then sang 'Oh, Why Not Tonight.'

When the preacher resigned the next week, he told the church that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was taking him away. The choir then sang, 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

Sig Willy 10-09-2012 01:43 PM

Re: Church Feuds
 
:lmao2:

carver 10-09-2012 03:14 PM

Re: Church Feuds
 
And the winner is! The Choir Director! Funny, but oh so true!

montezumaz 10-09-2012 06:18 PM

Re: Church Feuds
 
:dancingdots:


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