Life before computers
 

Memory was something that you lost with age.

An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.

A web was a spider's home.

A virus was the flu.

A CD was a bank account
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A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy..........


Well, you just hoped nobody found out.





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