The Confession....
 

The Confession... for all of you who went to Catholic
School... and for all of those who did not...

A married man goes into the confessional and says to
his priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."

The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped."

The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as
putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For
your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the
poor box."

The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, and
then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a
moment and then starts to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him
saying, "I saw that you didn't put any money in the
poor box!"

The man replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the
box, and apparently that's the same as putting it
in."

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Re: The Confession....
 

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Re: The Confession....
 

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