Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-10-2006, 09:44 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 570
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-10-2006, 07:32 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 587
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Forum: General Discussion
03-09-2006, 10:00 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 753
Re: Well it came home today
Ron.......BEEUOOTIFUL!! I love good looking revolvers and pistols. Nice picture taking too.......... :D :D
muley
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Forum: General Discussion
03-09-2006, 06:55 PM
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Replies: 18
Views: 755
Re: Hi Folks!
Let me be the first to say.....WELCOME! You've chosen some good guns to start your extensive collection with. :) Please don't stop collecting until they come and drag you away. :eek: I don't...
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Forum: General Discussion
03-09-2006, 06:45 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 753
Re: Well it came home today
Ron.......Your digital camera is on the computer desk just to the left of your coffee cup. Just reach out and pick it up......now, go and get the GP 100 and take a picture for us FOR CRAPS SAKES!!! ...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-09-2006, 07:54 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 538
The Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a Parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She...
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Forum: General Discussion
03-08-2006, 05:40 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 808
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-08-2006, 04:40 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 876
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-08-2006, 04:39 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 549
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Forum: General Discussion
03-08-2006, 12:18 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 808
Re: Story Time....My lst Big Buck..
I apoligize for the story being so lengthy, but I got carried away in the telling. :) I got a little buck fever again, I guess. My hands were a little shakey on the keyboard and my heart was...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-07-2006, 10:16 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 470
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Forum: General Discussion
03-07-2006, 07:43 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 808
Story Time....My lst Big Buck..
I was not quite 16 yrs old when we went out hunting one year to a new area in the desert. It was a new area for me, but not to my dad. The area held a lot of deep canyons where deer liked to lay in...
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Forum: General Discussion
03-07-2006, 09:22 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 715
Re: Welcome snuffy smiff
I've seen that name somewhere before..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :D
Welcome.........
muley
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Forum: General Discussion
03-06-2006, 09:39 PM
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Replies: 20
Views: 1,013
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Forum: General Discussion
03-06-2006, 09:33 PM
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Replies: 21
Views: 945
Re: Exciting News
Like pickenup said....or, did you have to do something more drastic in that castle. Like climb up her long hair? Is her middle name Rapunzel? :D
muley...
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Forum: General Discussion
03-06-2006, 12:11 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 459
Re: Suppers on.....
Sorry Marlin......there ain't any. :o :( .......maybe next time. I've still got one bullet left...... :D :D I keep it in my shirt pocket like Barney used to....
muley
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Forum: General Discussion
03-05-2006, 07:16 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 459
Suppers on.....
Forked Horn backstrap in the oven......taters boiling on the stove to be mashed.......corn on the cob.......green beans.........and Lonesome Dove on the Hallmark channel. It don't get no better then...
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Forum: General Discussion
03-04-2006, 10:03 PM
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Replies: 24
Views: 1,325
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-04-2006, 08:56 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 919
Broke Back Tavern
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.
What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
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Forum: General Discussion
03-04-2006, 07:03 PM
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Replies: 24
Views: 1,325
Re: Do you remember your senior prom?
My God!! She is absolutely gorgeous! :) :) First impressions tell me that me that she a very fine young lady........You are very lucky. :) :) Wait a minute........I don't think luck had...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-04-2006, 11:42 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 497
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Forum: General Discussion
03-04-2006, 06:47 AM
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Replies: 6
Views: 508
Back Home Again.....from the desert.
Got our recently passed away little old man friend taken care of and our little old lady friend is doing fine after her loss. She opted to have him cremated and have a simple memorial service with a...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-03-2006, 01:34 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 636
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-03-2006, 01:32 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 1,156
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-03-2006, 01:31 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 851
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
03-03-2006, 01:30 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 523
Mexican Style
A Mexican from El Paso found himself in Lubbock and decided to approach a prostitute down on 17th and R.
He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied.
"Do you do...
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Forum: General Discussion
02-23-2006, 06:23 AM
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Replies: 9
Views: 554
Leaving for a bit......
Got a call at 1:30am this morning from a little old lady friend of ours in the desert. Our little old man friend, her husband, passed away in bed and she was kind of in a panic. She didn't know what...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-22-2006, 02:44 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 590
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Forum: General Discussion
02-22-2006, 06:52 AM
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Replies: 10
Views: 698
Re: Second pot time
Ron.....It looks like you are getting this retirement thing down pretty good. I've been retired for 10 years and Mrs muley still works down at the pharmacy. It's still working for me. Sometimes I...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-21-2006, 06:11 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 719
The Twins
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she...
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Forum: General Discussion
02-21-2006, 05:57 PM
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Replies: 21
Views: 1,033
Re: Newbie Here
Welcome........We've got a lot in common, I see. :) First name, jeep, NRA, Smith's. The first car I ever wrecked was a '57 Chevy, even. :) :p
muley
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-21-2006, 02:19 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 586
Watch out for Joe.....
Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local coffee
shop.
Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you
went out with him last week, and I wanted...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-21-2006, 07:56 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 701
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-21-2006, 07:55 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 742
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-21-2006, 07:54 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 672
The Young Priest
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was
a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket
theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-20-2006, 07:38 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 943
The Girlfriend
The boyfriend walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-19-2006, 11:42 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 526
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-18-2006, 04:05 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 926
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Forum: General Discussion
02-18-2006, 08:50 AM
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Replies: 25
Views: 1,061
Re: Media Conservatively Biased?
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Wait...Another study of something that is already a known fact. :rolleyes: Why don't they study something that needs to be studied? Like how can Ted's liver stay afloat in...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-17-2006, 05:52 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 504
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-17-2006, 08:17 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 714
Tattoos
Christmas Tattoos!
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she
wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-17-2006, 08:14 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 784
Liberal or Conserative
Bob was traveling between Toronto and Ajax the other day when a tire blew out. Checking his spare, our Bob found that it too was flat. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a...
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Forum: General Discussion
02-16-2006, 11:37 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 641
Re: The Plan
It would be kind of neat. However,.........it's fiction. ;) :)
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/r/robinwilliamspeaceplan.htm
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-16-2006, 07:07 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 419
The Affairs
The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-16-2006, 07:10 AM
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Replies: 8
Views: 1,222
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-15-2006, 01:30 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 509
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-15-2006, 10:37 AM
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Replies: 6
Views: 615
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-15-2006, 07:52 AM
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Replies: 6
Views: 638
Trucker in Need
A trucker who has been out on the road for
three weeks stops into a brothel outside
Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam,
drops down $500 and says, "I want your
ugliest woman and a bologna...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-15-2006, 07:45 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 614
The Bubba Test
Bubba applied for an engineering position at IBM in Raleigh, North
Carolina. A Yankee applied for the same job. Both applicants had the
same qualifications and at the completion of a skills test,...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-15-2006, 02:33 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 516
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