Forum: The Pump House Saloon
Yesterday, 12:00 PM
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Sex at 79
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing
me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so
happy, because I live at number 71. So it's
not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
06-16-2013, 10:16 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 250
Blonde's, They are grrrreat!
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A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-29-2013, 10:11 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 276
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-28-2013, 11:24 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 302
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-28-2013, 07:11 AM
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Replies: 11
Views: 531
Reward!
My two grandsons, five and nine years old, are staying with me this summer while they are out of school.
As a reward for being really good kids I took them to Bass pro today for an outing. Each...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-27-2013, 10:25 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 422
Just how smart are Crows?
There is a new very important government study
on just how intelligent crows are.
The state of California found about 200 dead
crows on its highways, and there was concern
that they may...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-26-2013, 08:59 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 449
Hillbilly Restaurant
Have to post this again, I get a belly busting laugh out of it even though it's been around awhile...
Hillbilly Restaurant__
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-22-2013, 03:21 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 278
Majic
Thibodeaux and Boudreaux entered a chocolate store. As they were looking at the candy, Thibodeaux stole 3 chocolate bars. When they left the store Thibodeaux said to Boudreaux, "I'm the best thief,...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-20-2013, 06:20 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 414
I got a Timex
My neighbors Chris & Betsy, the two cute, young,
lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!
It was very nice of...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-17-2013, 12:24 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 246
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-14-2013, 12:58 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 386
Legal and Logical
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-13-2013, 09:47 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 264
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-13-2013, 01:00 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 277
Postman!
One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-10-2013, 08:33 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 472
Prom Date . . .
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-06-2013, 05:51 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 264
Bicycle
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said:
"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $380,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-06-2013, 05:41 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 336
Test for sneaky teenagers...
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-06-2013, 05:31 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 307
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-03-2013, 09:10 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 268
Just one of the boys
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Just one of the boys . . .
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
05-01-2013, 02:39 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 250
Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were told to go out
and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited
by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-26-2013, 10:40 AM
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Replies: 9
Views: 453
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-25-2013, 03:51 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 318
Biker at the Pearly Gates
A biker dies and goes to heaven, he's the 3rd person in line, and noticed that the other 2 are also bikers, St. Peter is talking to the first person in line. " Mr. Mooney, i see here that you had a...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-24-2013, 11:31 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 192
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-23-2013, 09:27 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 452
Can't take it with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-16-2013, 09:35 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 632
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-16-2013, 10:55 AM
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Replies: 16
Views: 632
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-15-2013, 02:29 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 279
O' bamy
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-12-2013, 11:31 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 471
Biker of the Week . . .
Biker Ballz
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-11-2013, 12:15 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 348
On time
A young mother and her four year-old son were taking a trip on Northwest airlines.
The little boy watched intently out the window then turned to his mother and asked; "If big horses have baby...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-05-2013, 12:15 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 268
When I said !
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
04-02-2013, 10:46 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 339
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
02-25-2013, 02:10 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 381
So True, but strangely funny
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-27-2013, 08:55 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 331
Where is the rake honey?
WHERE IS THE RAKE?
I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take a
shower I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my
wife, 'Where is the rake?'
She...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-16-2013, 12:24 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 673
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-07-2013, 04:01 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 516
Young Bull
I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-02-2013, 12:25 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 423
Luv making tips for seniors . . .
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1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-01-2013, 03:37 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 512
What causes Arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-31-2012, 05:57 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 211
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-27-2012, 06:38 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 395
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-22-2012, 12:31 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 313
50 shades of Golf
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50 Shades of GOLF
Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years.
This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
And thus he calls his...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-13-2012, 12:45 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 617
Polish Pickle Slicer
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle
slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help
from...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
11-13-2012, 02:23 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 357
Dr. Jokes
Doctor Jokes by Henny Youngman
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- A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
11-08-2012, 12:42 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 399
Back on the couch again
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' you to get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm back on...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
11-07-2012, 12:36 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 340
Life before computers
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Memory was something that you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
11-07-2012, 12:35 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 259
Life before computers
Memory was something that you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-23-2012, 06:30 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 4,405
A Pencil
The value of a Catholic education and a $2 pencil.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-17-2012, 01:21 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 376
Good grammar and sex
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-16-2012, 06:45 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 329
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-13-2012, 03:50 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 338
Beetoven's Grave
Tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
09-17-2012, 12:14 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 362
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