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Forum: General Discussion 10-07-2009, 11:41 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,504
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Instinct?

All I need to know about clowns I learned from watching Obama on TV. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 09-27-2009, 03:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 980
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Learn to shoot prior to the military?

I certainly see your reasoning there, Tranter, but I do think having at least some familiarity with a firearm is an asset going into the military. I know it was for me, anyway. As my dad told me...
Forum: General Discussion 09-27-2009, 03:27 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,285
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Touchy Subject... Your Thoughts?

If I might weigh in on this one a bit . . .

Lurpy, I have to go along with the consensus here; your friend should truly not possess a firearm. That is certainly not because he is a reprehensible...
Forum: General Discussion 09-24-2009, 11:07 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 464
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Where is Pistolenshutze?

Thank you very much for your concern, ROMT. I mean that very sincerely. Please know that I am fine, and still stop in at TFF from time to time. Right now I am pretty tied up with some school...
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2009, 12:01 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,682
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Grammar, Punctuation & Spelling

Exactly so. That's why God invented dictionaries, thesauri, and grammar books. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2009, 10:23 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,682
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Grammar, Punctuation & Spelling

Just as long as you don't use Cockney dialect, Tranter, we could probably understand you even using Brit Speak. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-31-2009, 09:23 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,682
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Grammar, Punctuation & Spelling

Like it or not, we are often gaged by our ability to communicate clearly and correctly, 45. An unwillingness--or inability--to use correct English grammar and spelling, and indeed a lack of adequate...
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2009, 11:28 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,329
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: What if you were in a Zombie invasion.

True, Delta. I mean, it could be a lot worse than a Zombie invasion. We might be faced with a whole company of Delta troopers on a 48! :eek::D;):p
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2009, 11:26 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 833
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: I'm scared!!!!! (Photo shoot)

Well, Donny, you could always trade in all those fancy digital cameras with all the whistles and bells for a nice Graflex Speed Graphic. Be sure not to forget flash bulbs though! :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2009, 05:30 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,027
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Donation to Glocknut

You're such a nice guy, GN, that I just can't resist giving you another one:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2009, 02:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 492
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Mentors

Aside from my dad, and a particular sergeant who taught me how to stay alive in Vietnam, most all of my mentors have come from the teachers I had in school. I suppose that is why, in part at least,...
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2009, 11:03 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 711
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Note To Teachers...

Vlad, I don't allow my students to use footnotes, I require them to do so! A research paper without proper documentation is worthless as the proverbial "tits on a boar hog." ;)
Forum: The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorrect Forum 08-30-2009, 10:59 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,273
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Arlington!!?!?

That is quite correct, Tranter. Joseph Kennedy was indeed US Ambassador to the Court of St. James from 1938 to 1940, but was forced to resign as a result of his anti-British comments during the...
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2009, 09:48 AM
Replies: 3,611
Views: 159,335
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Count to a Million!

http://www.barraclou.com/rail/leased/gmtx2644.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 08-30-2009, 09:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 387
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Metroid Prime Trilogy for Wii

Terry, one might say you and your wife are getting just a "wii" bit entranced with computer games. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-29-2009, 05:40 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 3,283
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Your user ID

But 21, I thought you said you were going to change your MOS to something a little less dangerous, like 42 Romeo or 42 Alpha! :eek: ::::::ducking::::::: :D;):p
Forum: General Discussion 08-29-2009, 11:45 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 589
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Brits (Census Info)?

Actually, the Russian word for squirrel is "byelka." That might make an appropriate disguise name for you though, come to think of it! :rolleyes: The word used above, however, translates as a...
Forum: General Discussion 08-29-2009, 11:37 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,338
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: I'm beat...and i look like a Lobster...

Well, catfish, that Mastiff has to be fed something! :D;):p
Forum: General Discussion 08-29-2009, 11:20 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 589
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Brits (Census Info)?

Mr. and Mrs. Zelenyee? :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-29-2009, 11:13 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,231
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you... "The Monstrosity"

An abomination, an offense to God, right up there with with a two-headed calf, bearded ladies, silicon whoopie dolls, and Democratic politicians! :eek: :D;):p
Forum: General Discussion 08-28-2009, 10:38 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,329
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: What if you were in a Zombie invasion.

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-zombie-survival-kit-1cs.jpg
Forum: The Hunting & Fishing Forum 08-28-2009, 10:32 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,850
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Shotgun: Double or O/U?

Favorite for hunting or clay pigeons, a pump. I must admit though, I will always have a soft spot for a good SxS double, mostly because I shot them so much as a kid. I would not turn my nose up at...
Forum: General Discussion 08-28-2009, 10:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,338
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: I'm beat...and i look like a Lobster...

GN the http://www.dreamstime.com/red-lobster-thumb2949487.jpg:D;):p
Forum: General Discussion 08-28-2009, 02:03 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 977
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Gun Art - New Piece

Well, I guess the suggestion I was going to make of using 8-penny nails won't be needed then. :D;):p
Forum: General Discussion 08-28-2009, 01:59 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,027
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Donation to Glocknut

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Forum: General Discussion 08-27-2009, 11:40 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,403
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Bottled Water?

I enjoy bottled water on occasion . . . my preferred brands being Jamison, Black Bush, and Midleton Very Rare. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-27-2009, 11:35 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,073
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Sayings that Make You Laugh?

She is so ugly she must have fallen out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Madder than a coon hound at a polecat convention.

More worried than a damnyankee wearing a pink...
Forum: General Discussion 08-27-2009, 05:51 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 543
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Darn cat

Solution: Buy large Rottweiler. Feed cat to Rottweiler. Problem solved. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-27-2009, 05:27 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 977
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Gun Art - New Piece

Tranter, is there any way you might use small suction cups to affix the glass to its base? Attach the cups to the base with glue or screws, then affix the glass. Just a thought. ;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-27-2009, 05:23 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,073
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Sayings that Make You Laugh?

A sound mind, a sound body . . . take your pick.

A clean desk is the sign of a sick mind.

I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.

Useless as t*** on a boar hog. (usually applicable...
Forum: General Discussion 08-27-2009, 01:02 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 977
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Gun Art - New Piece

Excellent job, Tranter! I am certain Aleksei Sudaev would be proud of you! :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-27-2009, 12:25 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 462
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: My mind works in strange ways

I take it you would not give this company a "glowing" review, Pops? Well, at least it is not an "x-ray-ted company, though I strongly suspect they will make their "pile" before they're through. I...
Forum: The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorrect Forum 08-27-2009, 12:02 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,273
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Arlington!!?!?

Before they bury him, it would be wise to drive a wooden stake through his heart. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2009, 04:32 PM
Replies: 3,611
Views: 159,335
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Count to a Million!

http://donsdepot.donrossgroup.net/dr0108/pc2605.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2009, 12:52 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 734
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Good Morning Everyone

Tranter, the easiest way to cook sweet corn that I've ever seen is in the microwave. Cut off the ends, but leave the shucks on. Put it in the microwave for three minutes, then turn it over and cook...
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2009, 12:00 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 679
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Me, diet?

ARB = "The bunny" :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2009, 11:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 734
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Good Morning Everyone

Guten Morgan, alles! I just finished picking about 20 lbs of tomatoes from my garden, and several dozen peppers. The wife had a request from one of her coworkers for some of both. I think I'm...
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2009, 09:25 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 2,578
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Ted Kennedy Is Dead

His timing was really bad if you think about it. How many distilleries will now have to close in these hard economic times? :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2009, 09:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 370
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: HEY PISTOL

Denver, or "The People's Republic of Denver" as it is called by the many of us conservative Coloradans, certainly has, Ron, but that is nothing new. You can bet that incident won't get any coverage...
Forum: General Discussion 08-26-2009, 12:21 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 384
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: I went looking for my Birth Certificate...

Well, those Southern birth certificates were usually kept in the shed out by the still, so they're usually easy to find if you know where to look. :D;):p
Forum: General Discussion 08-25-2009, 01:09 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 679
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: email names

Besides, fish poop in it, Alpo. :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-25-2009, 11:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,165
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Orientation 10am wednesday...

Who knows? He might even end up as the head shopping cart gatherer and get to drive one of those cart pushing machines in the parking lot! :D;)
Forum: VMBB General Discussion 08-25-2009, 09:54 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 600
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: September 30, 2009 - 20 years

No, I don't believe it really does, Pops, not if my own experiences are any guide. Perhaps we are all destined live, as Victor Frankl once remarked, in "an existential vacuum," a state of mind...
Forum: General Discussion 08-24-2009, 11:17 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,165
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Orientation 10am wednesday...

GN, I think they should put you out front as a customer greeter . . . complete with holstered .45 and an M-16 slung over your shoulder. You might want to go easy on the beans before your shift...
Forum: General Discussion 08-24-2009, 12:34 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,424
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Dang Woman any how!!!

Or a little Cayenne . . . :D;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-24-2009, 12:00 PM
Replies: 3,611
Views: 159,335
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Count to a Million!

http://www.railpixs.com/atsf2/ATSF2579_nearTempleTx_Nov76.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 08-24-2009, 11:32 AM
Replies: 3,611
Views: 159,335
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Count to a Million!

http://donsdepot.donrossgroup.net/dr0604/er2575.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 08-24-2009, 09:59 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,424
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Dang Woman any how!!!

It might have been worse, BU. She might have found some old shot shells loaded with rock salt instead of darts. ;)
Forum: General Discussion 08-24-2009, 09:57 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,209
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: clueless people/situations

A couple of years ago I had a student who tried to download her term paper off the Internet instead of bothering to write a legitimate one. Trouble was, the paper was written by someone who...
Forum: General Discussion 08-24-2009, 09:49 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,184
Posted By Pistolenschutze
Re: Your least useful firearm

A Davis 9mm Derringer. Most useless POS I ever bought. I haven't shot it in years, and don't ever plan to again.
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