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Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:38 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 185
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: PLEASE READ AND SHARE!!!! For your safety!

all very good points; you should, naturally check and make sure your car remote works from every location inside your house, especially your bedroom and of course a car remote panic button is no...
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 09:17 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 185
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: PLEASE READ AND SHARE!!!! For your safety!

well it's a good thing it rolled around this time, because today is the first time i've ever seen it.
Forum: General Discussion Yesterday, 06:27 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 185
Posted By Jerryboy
PLEASE READ AND SHARE!!!! For your safety!

this was a post i saw on facebook:



PLEASE READ AND SHARE!!!! For your safety!

Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents,...
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-16-2013, 09:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 165
Posted By Jerryboy
the wife hunt

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention...
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-16-2013, 08:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 168
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: The future is looking brighter.

if only that future were here now... ;)
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-16-2013, 07:38 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 168
Posted By Jerryboy
Smile The future is looking brighter.

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General.

As they talked the...
Forum: The Constitutional & RKBA Forum 05-16-2013, 06:23 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 241
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: The Biggest Killer of Humans

with an oppropriately skilled hacker, anything can happen ;)
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-15-2013, 02:09 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 271
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Legal and Logical

lol i am so ashamed i didn't catch that part :o
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-15-2013, 12:56 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 151
Posted By Jerryboy
Talking the light

In the back woods of Scotland, Ian's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor...
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-15-2013, 12:54 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 271
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Legal and Logical

what country did this take place in? because around here it's legal for a 30 year old to get down with a 22 year old.
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-14-2013, 02:45 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 343
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: How to stop speeders in your neighborhood

if i ever have problems with speeders on my street i'll try this!
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-11-2013, 09:58 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 343
Posted By Jerryboy
Wink How to stop speeders in your neighborhood

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the trafic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate...
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-09-2013, 06:06 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 311
Posted By Jerryboy
The Virgin

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going...
Forum: General Discussion 05-08-2013, 07:05 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 750
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: DO YOU PLAY THE LOTTERY? And if so what.

the lottery is a tax on the gullible, and i like to think i'm smarter than that :p

though if someone gives me a ticket i'll scratch or whatever, but i will not use my own hard earned money on...
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-08-2013, 12:16 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 300
Posted By Jerryboy
Talking the mexican maid

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well,...
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-08-2013, 12:09 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 243
Posted By Jerryboy
Talking dogs and petrol.

A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I...
Forum: General Discussion 05-04-2013, 08:44 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 370
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Prohibition against destroying buy back guns.

but what about all the crap guns that people nail together with super glue and duct tape to sell to try to get some of their tax dollars back?
Forum: The Constitutional & RKBA Forum 05-03-2013, 03:04 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 511
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Parent open carries in school

i think what often prevents panic when we OC is that the public generally assumes that if you're OCing then you're an off-duty cop. the trouble generally starts when you OC in a place where people...
Forum: General Discussion 05-03-2013, 02:31 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 543
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: weird dream/nightmare

when i was a kid i would occasionally dream that there was a rabid rabbit sitting in our living room foaming at the mouth and preparing to attack.

when i was real little and living at our old...
Forum: General Discussion 05-03-2013, 12:35 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 552
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Stupidity will not make you safer.

that would be killing two birds with one stone; make it so that no one can ever, ever, ever make another bomb, because you know, pressure cookers are the only kind of bomb-making materials available...
Forum: General Discussion 05-03-2013, 12:24 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 543
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: weird dream/nightmare

he and his friends must be NYPD cops :D
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-01-2013, 09:30 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 565
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: How many wheels does a Motorcycle have?

i hope they don't breed either! :p


they probably modded the wheels for highway speed.
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-01-2013, 04:21 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 294
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Burger King

when he doesn't get it his way, someone gets droned.
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 05-01-2013, 04:19 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 217
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Cannibals

what did the mommy cannibal say to the child cannibal?

stop playing with your food!
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 04-30-2013, 01:38 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 249
Posted By Jerryboy
Talking Two aliens and the gas pump

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to...
Forum: General Discussion 04-27-2013, 08:36 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 895
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: TFF April Giveaway #8

count me in please!
Forum: General Discussion 04-26-2013, 07:53 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 421
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Don't get up: Order a pizza playing your XBox...and get a discount? Really? Yeah

probably not, because most of the time when i want to order pizza it's when there is a pizza commercial on, so unless they start inserting pizza ads into the loading screens on my favourite games...
Forum: Self Defense Tactics & Weapons 04-24-2013, 01:30 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 570
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: How Many?

think geese. mean little f***ers and they make tons of noise, you just need to have them set up far enough away that they scare away anyone who my be thinking of sniping you but close enough that...
Forum: Knives & Edged Items 04-24-2013, 12:49 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 479
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Since the price of ammo is outrageous,

one thing about throwing weapons, is that they take a TON of practice to become proficient with them. when i was a kid i taught myself to throw a hatchet, and later a tomahawk when i got one for my...
Forum: Technical Questions & Information 04-24-2013, 12:17 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,407
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: TFF April Giveaway #2

count me in please.
Forum: General Discussion 04-21-2013, 03:42 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 766
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Is It Worthwhile To Get A FFL?

and you'd be surprised how many ATF agents the average morgue can hold.
Forum: General Discussion 04-21-2013, 03:27 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 848
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: TFF April Giveaway #5

erm, just curious, what happened to #1-4?
Forum: General Discussion 04-21-2013, 03:26 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 848
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: TFF April Giveaway #5

please count me in.
Forum: General Discussion 04-18-2013, 04:19 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 766
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Is It Worthwhile To Get A FFL?

i would say no. why apply for a license to do something you already have a RIGHT to do? everything the ATF does is illegal, even it's very existence is illegal. the only reason the ATF can do...
Forum: General Discussion 04-06-2013, 02:02 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 523
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: walking dead last episode

the thing is that these people do the best they can with their limited knowledge. they are trying to tell a story, not carry out a reenactment of actual events, so you have to be able to suspend...
Forum: The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorrect Forum 04-05-2013, 11:47 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,093
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Disgusting islamic practice

fyi, MALE circumcision does not generally reduce or eliminate male sexual pleasure, and it does in fact help make keeping the male genitals clean. also, it is usually done at an age(0-8 days) at...
Forum: General Discussion 04-03-2013, 10:24 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 333
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: In your face 68, T2S, Woolley, Norahc, StretBob, and a bunch of others

yes samoas are great, but it turns out Walmart sells a cookie just like it in everyway, except it's about $2 cheaper, you get more per package, and you don't have to support a feminist, socialist...
Forum: The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorrect Forum 04-03-2013, 09:03 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 953
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Hiding your guns

that time was in 1934 when the NFA was passed.
Forum: The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorrect Forum 04-03-2013, 08:07 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 953
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Hiding your guns

i don't advocate hiding all of your guns, but it's a good idea to have a few in reserve.

i have this "three caches" system i've theorized about from time to time, haven't completely worked it...
Forum: General Discussion 04-03-2013, 06:37 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 244
Posted By Jerryboy
Angry this is what Obumface "care" us modeled after!

i believe the word for this is "genocide":

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255054/60-000-patients-death-pathway-told-minister-says-controversial-end-life-plan-fantastic.html
Forum: General Discussion 04-03-2013, 12:14 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 361
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: THE TREES ARE ARMED!!

VIVA LA TREEVOLUCIONE!!!
Forum: General Discussion 03-31-2013, 04:12 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,194
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: If North Korea successfully bombed a US city how do you think Obama would respond

but they are also Fellow Comrade Socialists, so, who knows.
Forum: General Discussion 03-30-2013, 05:46 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,194
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: If North Korea successfully bombed a US city how do you think Obama would respond

you wouldn't happen to be the reincarnation of Andrew Jackson, would you? ;)
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 03-25-2013, 06:43 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 562
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Why we shoot deer in the wild

shoot a deer? with a gun? you've got to be joking! i just sit out in the woods with a gun in my lap and listen to the squirrels chattering, warning everything on four legs for miles around of my...
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 03-19-2013, 03:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 292
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Happy St Patrick's Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbenhxn8Xwo
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 03-19-2013, 03:20 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 292
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Happy St Patrick's Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4
Forum: The Pump House Saloon 03-15-2013, 04:24 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 253
Posted By Jerryboy
public bathrooms

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4928-public-restrooms/
Forum: General Discussion 03-14-2013, 11:36 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 616
Posted By Jerryboy
Forum: General Discussion 03-12-2013, 11:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 613
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: Having to move back to California.....

sorry to hear about your predicament. if i lived in Texas i would certainly offer to put you up for a month, even if all i could offer you was a garage. VA is a little too far for you i reckon.
Forum: General Discussion 03-06-2013, 06:12 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 284
Posted By Jerryboy
Re: If you are on Facebook, why not....

i've posted many links from TFF to FB but none of my(very few) friends on FB have taken the bait. even the one or two of my friends who love guns and who i have shown the things i have won in the...
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