Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-22-2010, 11:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 462
Two Woodpeckers...
Two Woodpeckers
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Two Woodpeckers...
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-21-2010, 09:37 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 585
dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-19-2010, 10:00 AM
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Replies: 6
Views: 1,105
wasp spray
Subject: wasp spray
I know some of you own GUNS but this is something to think about...---
If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you.
Did you...
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Forum: General Discussion
01-18-2010, 12:03 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 752
car theft
Received this from a friend and decided to pass it on.
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WHAT WILL the car thieves THINK OF NEXT?
The car thieves peer through the windshield...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-14-2010, 12:45 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 823
friskey in bed
After 20 years of marriage, a couple way lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-14-2010, 12:31 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 632
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
You don't even have tO like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned
on...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-07-2010, 02:49 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 512
grand ma joke
Grandma's Letter about driving
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Grandma's letter. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car....
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
01-05-2010, 01:54 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 809
found out what wall marts good for
WAL-MART
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St....
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-29-2009, 11:52 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 578
hunting jokes
Q: What's the difference between hunters and fishermen?
A: Hunters lie and wait, fishermen wait and lie.
Tough Decision
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-28-2009, 11:53 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 456
fishing joke
What's Up, Doc?
A rural doctor was famous for catching fish he claimed weighed more than the state record. One day he was on a local lake when he got a call that a woman at a nearby farm was...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-17-2009, 12:39 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 480
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Forum: General Discussion
12-15-2009, 09:31 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 361
merry christmas
What's really interesting at the end is the real meaning of the 12 days of Christmas - I didn't know that...
" : Christmas Trees From Around The World
Make sure you go all the way to the bottom...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-14-2009, 01:28 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 573
Medicine Man and a Grammar lesson at once.
Medicine Man and a Grammar lesson at once.
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For his birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
12-10-2009, 09:03 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 518
THE Bill
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you
might want to consider this...
Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to
Boston .
After almost...
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Forum: General Discussion
12-08-2009, 02:27 PM
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Replies: 47
Views: 2,531
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Forum: General Discussion
12-08-2009, 12:38 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 315
from a reformed anti gun person
from a anti gun person
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there may be hope yet
After reading the following historical facts, read the part...
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Forum: General Discussion
12-07-2009, 06:59 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 385
from a anti gun person
there may be hope yet
After reading the following historical facts, read the part
about Switzerland twice
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control.....
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Forum: General Discussion
11-27-2009, 01:01 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 485
old scam returning
Good day, Important message from an American soldier in Iraq
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My name is Sgt.Richard Clark, I am an American soldier, I am serving in
the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as...
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Forum: The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorrect Forum
11-20-2009, 09:22 AM
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Replies: 28
Views: 1,260
Subject: Obama at Arlington
a picture is worth a million words and headlines..wonder if the news media withheld his loyal and ever abiding patriotism by not running this picture or story? ??
Does he just not "get it "??
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Forum: General Discussion
11-10-2009, 07:06 AM
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Replies: 16
Views: 704
Re: ft hood
sorry i did not make this clear i recived this from my son who at ft hood on his way back for a 2nd tour just passed it along with out making any changes
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Forum: General Discussion
11-09-2009, 03:29 PM
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Replies: 16
Views: 704
ft hood
Since I don't know when I'll sleep (it's 4 am now) I'll write what happened (the abbreviated version..... the long one is already part of the investigation with more to come). I'll not write about...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
11-09-2009, 03:09 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 605
The Hormone Guide
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!
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Forum: General Discussion
10-29-2009, 07:03 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 291
for those who care
here is a grp that was sent to me look at it then decide
http://oathkeepers.org/
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-28-2009, 03:11 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 463
baby planes
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines
from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the
window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-28-2009, 10:44 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 695
Arkansas's Best Marksman...
Arkansas's Best Marksman...
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Arkansas's Best Marksman
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-26-2009, 02:34 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 616
HOW IS NORMA?
HOW IS NORMA? ............. This is hilarious !!
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is...
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Forum: General Discussion
10-26-2009, 01:54 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 363
heads up
Subject: For anyone who has kids...Please pass this on!! VERY SCARY!!!Wednesday, October 21, 2009 9:30 PM
This is a parent and grandparent MUST read!!
Family and Friends too!
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-22-2009, 01:40 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 494
Playing "Doctor"
Playing "Doctor"
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Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-22-2009, 08:31 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 413
old joke
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-20-2009, 02:46 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 469
Flight Attendant
Flight Attendant
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Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-20-2009, 02:41 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 461
dog lovers
This is really cute -- tell the puppy to sneeze and see what he does! You will
love it!!
I have no idea how they do this:
Type in a command and see what
happens... sit,...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-20-2009, 10:57 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 652
Obama and Tonto Go Camping
Subject: Obama and Tonto Go Camping ................
Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours...
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Forum: The Ammo & Reloading Forum
10-17-2009, 04:46 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 2,011
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Forum: .22-Rimfire Forum
10-17-2009, 04:42 PM
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Replies: 29
Views: 1,715
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Forum: .22-Rimfire Forum
10-17-2009, 04:37 PM
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Replies: 27
Views: 2,585
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Forum: .22-Rimfire Forum
10-17-2009, 04:36 PM
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Replies: 65
Views: 7,823
Re: .22 a killer?
wife x tried to pull a stunt with a 22 he went to a local collage and shot his self with a 22 hp the bullett bounced around in his body the me said he took a long time to die and that it was very...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-17-2009, 08:20 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 602
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi
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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-14-2009, 09:40 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 349
How Gubmint Works
How Gubmint Works
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of
a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So
they created a night watchman...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-09-2009, 03:11 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 496
for the ladies
THE
NEXT SURVIVOR
SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-09-2009, 02:31 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 564
The horse and the chicken
The horse and the chicken
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-09-2009, 07:06 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 951
My daddy the exotic dancer
My daddy the exotic dancer
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-08-2009, 03:47 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 581
best come back
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
10-07-2009, 09:03 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 585
DWI - TEXAS STYLE
DWI - TEXAS STYLE
Only a person in Texas could think of this.
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
09-30-2009, 09:23 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 511
MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH
MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH
He writes:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
09-30-2009, 08:37 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 436
Latex Gloves
Latex Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you ' re going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
Nervous, so he decided...
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
09-29-2009, 01:27 PM
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Replies: 7
Views: 657
frozen skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to
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Forum: The Pump House Saloon
09-28-2009, 12:02 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 533
Another way to get away with speeding
Another way to get away with speeding
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After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and...
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Forum: The Constitutional & RKBA Forum
09-25-2009, 02:11 PM
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Replies: 19
Views: 830
obama songs
Song 1:
Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
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