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Originally Posted by 76Highboy

First off I would have told the fat ^&($% to get her fat azz off the scooter as I had her by the head of the hair. Then I would have planted my left knee into her left rib cage and then jumped straight up and squared my right elbow into her back and at the same time I would have slammed her face 3 inched into the floor with my left palm. Then I would have grabbed the walker that 68' was leaning on and bashed it ever the back of her head and then I would kicked her wig across the floor and then I would stomped her dentures into the floor. After that I would have drug her over to the sliding doors and put her head right smack dab into the door track and I would let the door repeatedly slam shut on her head. While she was laying their I would then get on the scooter and run back and fourth over her a few times and then I would hitch her to the back of the scooter and draw her azz around the store.


Well, OK, I would just find another scooter for the nice gentleman and bite my lip.

Ditto