Re: What Women Really Want
True story: I used to work with a guy women considered "pretty". But he seemed to prefer hunting and fishing to women. He was not gay---just was not particularly carried away with women.
We were standing in the middle of a bunch of women once and this REALLY ugly woman (fat, missing teeth, etc.) asked him loudly, "John, do you know what a satisfied woman says?"
John says, "No."
Ugly woman says, "I didn't think so."
All the women hooted him.