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You might be a Redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a Redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a Redneck if: You still say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."

You might be a Redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a Redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a Redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a Redneck if: You've never burned an American or Battle flag, nor intend to.

You might be a Redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a Redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a Redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.