Re: The One Liner Thread
From my 2 of my sisters, both of them nurses.
You know you're a nurse if...
You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine.
You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
When asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?", you show them your shoes
You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night.
"When once a republic is corrupted, there is no possibility of remedying any of the growing evils but by removing the corruption and restoring its lost principles; every other correction is either useless or a new evil."~~- Thomas Jefferson
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