The Irish have it
An English Clergyman turned to a Scotchman and asked: "What would you be if you were not Scot?"
The Scotchman said: "Why, an Englishman, of course!"
Then the clergyman turned to a gentleman from Ireland and asked him: "And what would you be were you not an Irishman?"
The man thought a moment and said: "I'd be ashamed of myself!"