Re: The One Liner Thread
Three pregnant friends were comparing notes about things that they'd heard that could effect the gender of the baby....
The brunette says that she will probably have a boy because she was on top when the baby was conceived. The redhead says she will probably have a girl because she was on the bottom. The blonde thinks for a moment and looking a bit uneasy, announces that she will probably be having puppies.
(Sorry, more than one line.
United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012
Mack: Shame what this town's come to.
Charley Waite: You could do something about it.
Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper.
Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you?
Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.
- Open Range
Last edited by Buckshot; 11-26-2012 at 11:03 PM..