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Old 11-29-2012, 02:32 AM   #13
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Default Re: 12 days of 76Highboy

On the 10th day he was up on a ladder installing 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights, when he accidentally stapled his shirt sleeve to the fascia board. In his struggle to get free, the ladder fell leaving him hanging from the gutter. The gutter tore loose, sending an icicle through the neighbors window, smashing their stereo and dumping Highboy into the evergreen bushes below. As far as anyone knows, he's still there.
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