Re: 12 days of 76Highboy
On the twelfth day, 76Highboy returned to K-Mart again to purchase 12 pairs of pink union suits. He figured that would be enough to last him all year. While there he purchased a set of stickers of each month's name. He studiously applied one sticker to each pink union suit, so he would always know what month it was by dropping his pants.
Murphy was an optimist.
Darwin Awards are earned by far more than are actually awarded.