[streetbob]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down
and had a couple ice cold beers. The day was really quite
beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on
various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
After another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking,
I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting
kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after
giving birth, a woman will often say, “it might be nice to have
another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know,
I think I might be ready to try another kick in the nuts.” I rest my case!