[aa1911]

I was at a gunshop in Tacoma years ago and there was a little chickie working the counter. I had just bought my .458 win mag rifle and asked if they had any ammo so that I could price it.

After looking (starting at the .22 caliber stuff all the way to the left) she deducted that they did not have any and then asked me: "We've got 444 ammo, is that close enough?"

Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me...