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Texas_Shooter · 01-23-2005, 03:18 PM

One of my favorites of his was when he did the Art Fern skit. Here's on of them for those of us old enough to remember:

Art Fern: How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slaussen Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slaussen, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop.

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Art Fern: Hello there, feature-film freaks! Art Fern here, with today's fabulous feature find.

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Art Fern: Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!

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Art Fern: Now back to our feature film! Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in "Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche."

01-23-2005, 03:18 PM	#3
Texas_Shooter V.I.P. Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: way out in the boonies Posts: 136	Re: Johnny Carson Dies at 79 One of my favorites of his was when he did the Art Fern skit. Here's on of them for those of us old enough to remember: Art Fern: How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slaussen Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slaussen, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Art Fern: Hello there, feature-film freaks! Art Fern here, with today's fabulous feature find. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Art Fern: Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Art Fern: Now back to our feature film! Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Woody Woodpecker, Woody Herman, Herman Munster, and Dumpo the Wonder Pigeon, in "Heidi Suffers an Estrogen Avalanche."