Re: Politically Corrected
I was in a boot shop trying to convince them to modify a conceal purse. A lady picking up her shoes asked me...aren't you scared to carry that around...I told her I felt scared without it...silence...wheels turning stare...light bulb...out the door.
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A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken."
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence
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