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(2/27/03 7:39:19 pm)
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TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friends handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat ?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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