God, I loved the boom-boom girls!!! I was 19 and without any significant other, so I enjoyed the hell out of them.
Before you could sit down, you'd have at least a pair of them on you giving you the shakedown. "you buy me tea G.I.?" "you bucoup dap, I love you toooooo much!!!!"
I loved the look on their faces when they made the grab for the crotch and wrapped their hands around my steel hard 1911 that I always had with me. "Hard, aint it?", I'd always say.