Mexican Assassins Headed to Arizona, U.S. Warned
Drug smuggling gangs in Mexico have sent well-armed assassins, or "sicarios," into Arizona to locate and kill bandits who are ambushing and stealing loads of cocaine, marijuana and heroin headed to buyers in the United States, the Department of Homeland Security has warned Arizona law enforcement authorities.
Well I could talk about how Arizona should get a state militia organized to combat these "assassins," but I would probably pop up on some gov't computer.
Now's the time to clean your weapons and be ready for these assassins to attack.