I cant wait for someone to break into my home, I day dream about it constantly, sometimes turning all the lights out and sitting in the dark cradling my double barrel shotgun with the doors unlocked.. GOD! How much fun would it be to unleash both of those beautiful barrels at the same time, right in someone's face, blowing cherry pie all over the wall. RAWR!!!!
You couldn't prove my point any better.
You think taking life is a joke?!
God save you.