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Originally Posted by jbmid1
Reminds me of a story one of my guys told one day. Seems like his dad was one who walked a pretty close line to being a criminal. One time he got a little too close. He decided he hated someone enough to kill him. But he didn't want to get convicted of murder. He read into the law for the state he was in (Michigan) and found out that it was not a felony to assault a person with food items. So he loaded a shotshell with popcorn kernels and did the deed. He swears the guy would've been dead if he'd hit a cou[ple of inches one way or another. The jury read the statutes a little differently then the perp. He ended up doing a couple of years where he earned the nickname "Orville Redenbacker".
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If only he had been a fascist pig with a badge, then he would have gotten away with it. Heck, the other traitors would probably have promoted him.
