The wifes been on me to eat more salads.. So I say "sal add" what is "sal add".. She made me a so called sal add. Just lettuce, tomaters, celery, cucumbers, and baby spinach with a few twists of lemon. Im like "WTF! This aint food. This is trap bait" so i head over to the cabinets and fish out my jar of Hormel bacon bits, then into the sammage drawer and fish out a package of ham and a block of muenster cheese. Then to the cutting board with the wife glaring at me.. I gave my so called sal add a tuneup and slathered it with BLT ranch and dusted it with garlic powder.. By the time I got done it was a meal! Prolly had about 9 million calories too
