Re: Best way to sharpen new machetes
Little old lady got a part-time job at the hardware store.
Guy comes in, the first day, says he needs a file. She asks what kind. He tells her he is looking for a 12-inch bastard.
She was OUTRAGED!! Started in on him about language and how to speak to a lady, and was getting so loud that the store manager came running over. When the customer explained to the manager what happened, the manager then explained to his new clerk that "bastard" was a type of cut. She apologized, both the manager and customer said it was all right, she sold him the file, and everything was fine.
Few hours later this young guy comes in and tells her he needs a file. She asks, "How about this 12-inch bastard?"
He says, "You're cool, Mama, but that's too big. I want that 6-inch mo(nope,we don't use that kind of language on TFF) over there.
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