Originally Posted by 45nut
You put a smile on this old fart's face and I thank you for that. I do like the "wood" chipper idea though. You'd need the big one from ax men to do the job well.
Glad I could brighten your day. And I'm more than a little serious. If a BG is stupid enough to enter my home, he ain't leaving in the vertical, no questions asked. And I might just walk out on the front porch, look up and down the street with the rest of the neighbors, and ask, "What WAS that? Did you hear it? Earthquake? Thunder? Everybody OK?"