A Farmer's Logic
You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said ? Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's therelation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer:Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter:Sir, this is really valuable information,but what about getting to the point?
Farmer:I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,if I was playing with your tits twice a day ....and only screwing you once a year,wouldn't you get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...