Now here's what I don't understand:
Me- "Hey Jamud, I'm Bill."
Him- "Hello there to you,sir."
Me-"Where ya from, J?"
Him- "Oh, the suburbs of Cairo, Egypt."
Me-"Anywhere near the Nile river?"
Him- "Ooh, yah, I grew up playing in the mud of the west bank."
Me-"So how bad is the virus there, on the West Nile?
Him-"Virus? Ah,what virus?"
Me-"The West Nile Virus, of course."
Him-(blank stare)"I never heard of it..."