A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep.
NEW Wine for Seniors
I kid you not....
New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,
Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips
older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I just could not help it.