[montezumaz]

A guy was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night ...
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV and my laptop. Take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone who wants it."

"Holy cow!" replied the friend, "She actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that," He answered. "What she actually said was, 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's reelection campaign.'"