So, after I got done dragging her through the store I would drag her outside. I would get off the scooter and let Sig Willy take over. Hmmm, lets see. Then he would probably grab her and do a smack down with her into the nearest trash can. Then he would kick the trash can over and dump her big old but out and grab her by her ears and begin pistol whipping her with the butt of his big gun. After that he would get her in a half-nelson and make her drink gutter water.
That's how you get a little respect , hu Willy.